Tics

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Beary, it’s like fairy but a bear.
18th century cats.
Toaster hijack.
My sibling eradicated the mind of a badger.
Your mum is licking at the foreskin of an ant.
Scalextrics Turtle Masturbation Hotline, Jeremy Horn speaking.
Who’s put Hello Kitty on the barbecue?
Happy Easter, here’s a steaming mug of bear urine.
Throw a Cornish pasty into the ocean.
Paul Daniels is the love child of Henry’s Cat and the Easter bunny.