Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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222 tics found
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Santa fucks you like a robot.
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Santa raped your mum with a horseshoe on.
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Is your mind clouded by Santa’s spit?
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Make Santa pay for his mistakes.
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Santa Clause died, silly billy.
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Sit on Santa’s lap and have an egg.
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You’re irrelevant, I’m irrelevant, Christmas is irrelevant.
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Happy Christmas Ramadan.
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Just fifteen of us. We can make it if we try. Just fifteen of us. Boris Johnson, Christmas trees, and I.
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Do you like elf sex?