Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6677 tics found
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Your mother bit the knee of a jockey.
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There’s fourteen branches of Abbey National on that oak tree in the corner.
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I’m nostalgic for Fred West.
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Stop being a llama queen.
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UKIP hates French doors.
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Who bears wins.
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Truth or bear.
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Back In The Biscuit Tin by A Sheep D Sheep
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Goldfinger died fingering a light bulb with a wet hand.
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I’ll play Greensleeves with my mum’s vagina.