Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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1074 tics found
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I bought you a sled of teens making cream.
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I came in 42 biscuits.
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I caved in and ate your mum.
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I climbed Kilimanjaro in a cheap cheese biscuit.
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I completed the science of cheese.
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I entered a penis into a chip shop.
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I fucked a biscuit with a biscuit while I was in a biscuit.
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I gave a piece of lettuce an ASBO.
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I had a face off with an omelette in 1946.
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I hate all C's: Cunts, cabbage, cats.