Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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1074 tics found
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I have 14 pink wafers in my fanny.
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I have a GCSE in crisp addiction.
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I have a salami in my mind.
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I is the light, I is the biscuit, I is the first letter in Igloo.
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I killed a Curly Wurly with a sausage and a cunt.
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I love you biscuit. Fuck off biscuit.
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I love you kiwis.
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I made a tea towel out of crisps.
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I married Lionel Blair in a pastry accident.
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I missed an opportunity to be a biscuit.