Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6677 tics found
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I think cat piss might taste better with Chardonnay in it.
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I hate it when bears fuck goats.
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I might have burnt your fanny with a latte.
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Cats might be sexy wearing stockings.
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Toblerone might melt if served in your anus.
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I might be licking your dog’s balls.
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I might be spinning lace with sheepdog jizz.
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The Teletubbies might have HIV.
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I hate it when Dick Van Dyke rapes your dog.
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Obsession is 9/10s of the law.