Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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1074 tics found
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I paid a biscuit to talk about God.
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I raped a biscuit. It crumbled.
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I resent you for being a pickled onion t-shirt.
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I saw love once looking out of the window of an aeroplane, taking a biscuit to bed.
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I studied between the Lebanese embassy and the Horseradish Sauce School.
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I think I might be cumming in a biscuit.
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I was touched by a biscuit forty-four years ago.
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I weighed up Manchester - it’s 14 lbs heavier than cheese.
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I won't compromise on cheese, I'm a biscuit.
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I yo-yoed about with a biscuit.