Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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1074 tics found
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I'll fuck a cheese with a dinky toy
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I'm 40% more biscuity than sheep.
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I'm a biscuit, touched for the very first time.
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I'm a biscuit. The world seems so big.
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I'm a cheese grater in Arkansas.
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I'm a cheeseboard in 1972.
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I'm a cross between a squirrel and a piece of toast.
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I'm a fortune cookie for Terry Waite.
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I'm a hundred times more likely to be a biscuit than a man.
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I'm a lesbian, I'm a lettuce bin.