Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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1074 tics found
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I'm going to call my child Fish Finger.
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I'm going to fuck a sheep with a lemon after dinner.
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I'm going to panic-buy cheese.
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I'm going to raise Mother Teresa's biscuits.
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I'm going to wax my bikini line with cheese.
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I'm just a poor cheese from a poor family.
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I'm just going to sit and stroke a donkey until it says, 'Biscuit'.
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I'm living ketchup reality and I'm a donkey.
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I'm made of Cheese. I'm almost 100% Cheese.
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I'm making biscuits out of crack cocaine and marzipan.