Tics

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Thou shalt not milk avocados and rub it in your pants with lime.
Thou shalt not wrap Christmas presents in August.
Thou shalt not sandpaper a horse until it looks like a fridge.
Thou shalt not weld your mother to your bed.
Thou shalt not sleep with your slippers on your ears.
Thou shalt not exfoliate with rat poison.
How would you classify bears? Hairy, Histrionic or Pear-Shaped.
National knife a pumpkin night.
National diabetes advancement afternoon.
National fake blood in your eyelashes day.