Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6677 tics found
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I vote for a parliament of penguins.
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Replace the queen with a penguin.
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Put a penguin on a lamp-post and watch it fall.
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Oh heaven is a place on Smurf.
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Oh sheepdog is a place on earth.
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Oh heaven is a place on beef.
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Oh biscuit is a place on sheep.
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I'm going to fuck a sheepdog with a lettuce.
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I want to fuck a sheep with the queen.
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David Cameron, disco fish.