Tics
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6677 tics found
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Did Aladdin give you an orgasm?
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I have the bladder of an ant with osteoporosis.
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ROS, it's like an SOS but for rum.
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Hedge your bets hedgehog.
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Catadamia nut, it's like a macadamia nut but for cats.
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Sheep don’t kill people, donkeys do.
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Parmageddon, it’s like Armageddon but for Parmesan.
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Ninj-pin, it’s like a linchpin but a ninja.
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Allatin - it’s like Aladdin but in Latin.
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Have champagne sex with a sheepdog.