Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6677 tics found
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Alien capacity building.
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I’m going to climb Everest with a toothpick.
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I pushed Jemima Puddleduck into your mum’s biscuit.
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Cod liver donkey fart.
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Laura Wareing-wolf.
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Salt and vinegar donkey dick.
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I fucked a Furby in 1994.
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Everyone’s talking hairy. Everyone’s talking fur.
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Timmy Mallet’s in the corner talking to the wall in French.
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Don’t look at me. Look at Jesus on the scales.