Tics
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6677 tics found
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The Emperor’s New Sheep
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If in doubt, rape a pillow.
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Yesterday your French manicure seemed so far away, now they’re rammed up in your eyelids.
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Yesterday Roman Catholic priests seemed so far away, preying on your mother’s bears.
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Yesterday all the shits from Bournemouth said hello to you.
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Some men like bikini waxing their own mums.
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Swear at Harry Potter’s after-thoughts.
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I’ve got a period pain from David Blaine.
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Tin Tin’s gone skiing in Amsterdam’s socks.
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Loaf of bread or Heatwave? Choose.