Tics

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Can you just tornado my mum?
Roman Velociraptor Training Scheme, Fred Astaire speaking.
I’ll make you eat a biscuit. I’ll call it Bobby Brown.
I have a Sellotape hair band.
Mr Otter works in the circus as a special needs donkey.
Mr Otter’s out of work.
Hands up if you’re old.
Come on children, just this once. Use a blackberry as a cunt.
Now, do you want to put me in a tea towel and send me to Spain?
I love wigwams more than sex.