Tics

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Get lucky with an Otter.
I fucked a Care Bear on a ledge.
I want a baby biscuit called Bobby.
I’m a wigwam disguised as a lathe.
Rain Man died, over exertion in Rochester.
Velocity cum bag.
I’m not wrecked on the rocks that you’ve got, I’m just a biscuit-biscuit-bear from the biscuit shop.
There’s a Hawthorne bush in your mum’s vagina, rub a book.
Telephone Jeremy Irons, tell him he’s a biscuit.
Horse chestnut tits.