Tics
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6677 tics found
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I want to jump out of your fucking fish, mother fucking cunt.
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I was a sheep made of shapes.
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I was browsing a bishops penis.
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I was once four ducks.
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I was run over by a juggernaut in February 1992, in my mind.
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I was touched by a biscuit forty-four years ago.
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I weatherproofed my mum.
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I weighed up Manchester - it’s 14 lbs heavier than cheese.
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I welded myself together.
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I wish I had a ladybird in my life.