Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6677 tics found
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I won't compromise on cheese, I'm a biscuit.
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I wont fuck the geranium, yet.
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I would like a hovercraft in my head. Bust out the beach.
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I yawned once, 42 years ago.
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I yo-yoed about with a biscuit.
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I'd like to be Postman Pat in 1944.
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I'd like to see Christmas trees docking themselves on the moon.
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I'll fuck a cheese with a dinky toy
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I'll never be a Christmas tree.
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I'm 100% Jade Goody's dog.