Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6677 tics found
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I've bought you Leeds.
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I've done in the whole of Durham.
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I've gone to shit in my mum's dog.
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I've got a 50% chance of being a Christmas tree.
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I've got a baby in my bottom.
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I've got a beating cunt in my heart.
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I've got a dog in mind. It's called Jimmy.
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I've got a fat handbag made of crocodile cum.
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I've got a lethal cat in my mum.
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I've got a mince pie in my baby, Happy Christmas.