Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6677 tics found
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I've got you an ovarian cyst for Christmas.
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I've thought about it, I'm a donkey.
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I’d like "Babar the Elephant Does Acid."
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I’ll give a donkey a blowjob for £2.50.
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I’ll give a horse a blowjob for a fiver.
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I’m a cum crime.
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I’m a date with Jimmy Savile’s torso.
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I’m a dirty cum-cheese.
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I’m a dirty little cream cheese.
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I’m a disco denier.