Tics

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Biscuit, hedgehog
Bear yoga - it’s like yoga but with naked bears.
Air-phobics - it’s like aerobics but without breathing.
Pi-rates - it’s like pilates but with pirates.
Lamp-post, you’re dustier than a derelict talcum powder factory.
Lamp-post, don’t do any strenuous exercise.
Operation Desert Lamp-post.
Lamp-post, get the pigeons to fit an extractor fan.
Dusty lamp-post, are you the cousin of Dusty Bin?
Lamp-posts, stop dancing with the dust.