Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6677 tics found
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I fucked your mum and I did it with a twig.
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You can’t get a copper to punt a jelly over the roof.
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Penguin gangbang.
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Squirty at thirty.
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Coolio died, knitting.
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Sugar piss, Spike Milligan, cat AIDS.
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Grow your own sustainable cunt.
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I cried a sheepdog over sheep.
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I sucked the sheriff, but I didn’t suck the deputy.
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My short-term goal is to not fuck a goat.