Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6677 tics found
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Tin Tin died. Tin Tin dyed beige.
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You lazy fucking lamp-post. What are you doing just standing there?
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Sorry but we need to talk about the fact that lamp-posts are benefit scroungers.
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Lamp-post I love you and the doors do too.
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Hello Kitty nitrous oxide.
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You tiny diplodocus cock.
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Your shag pile carpet fucked your mum.
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Once upon a time in 1922 my mum sucked you out with a bear. She used it like a Hoover on your penis.
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There’s a sausage dog in you mum, taking a Spanish test.
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I’ve got half a bottle of rum in my mind.