Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6677 tics found
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There’s a health food shop in my mummy’s dog.
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I’ve got unpredictable tits.
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I’m fucking a date with Jesus.
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John Lennon snuffed it with a fairy.
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Heaven is a place on Smurf.
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Fuck a Jabberwocky.
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Tiptoe into George Bush’s underwear.
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For God’s sake Jess, grow up and get a beard.
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Take a bath with Tori Amos.
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You’re a tourist in your mum’s mind.