Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6677 tics found
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Some people think I’m bonkers, I just think I’m Timmy Mallet’s cousin.
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My dad nicked a painting from the Tate.
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I’m disappointed in your mother - she’s too fucking bosca.
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Happy Christmas Ramadan.
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I’m Roland Rat’s cousin, fourteenth removed.
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Nightmare on Bonking Bear Street
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I’m secretly having sex with a biscuit.
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Moaning Minnie and the Garden of Eden
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I’m an able-bodied shotgun.
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I cc’d Michael Aspel into biscuits.