Tics

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‘Did you fuck a ninja?’ is the question your mum always asks.
Lamp-post, lighten up.
Handjob, Blockjob Pick and Mix.
I raped Princess Beatrice with a barnacle.
Let’s make a multimillion-pound donkey out of sand.
There’s a picture of Mother Teresa wanking in your bathroom.
Your mum’s on fire today.
Fuck a goat in Asda and lay it on the grass.
Get some love milk in your shorts.
Santa Barbara kitten tits.