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What’s wider, London Bridge or Aristotle’s mum?
What’s wider, a band of bits or a band of bobs?
What’s wider, a band of brothers or a band of fools?
Shall we talk about banning cancer from Selfridges?
Santa Clause died singing a song about a ladybird called Esther.
Apple Care, it’s like the Generation Game but with wizards.
Knock, knock, who’s there? The back of a room.
Knock, knock, who’s there? Kanye West and Taylor Swift having a kiss.
Knock, knock, who’s there? A doorknob.
Nando’s and the banks are responsible for the global economic crisis.