Tics

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Don’t have a war over the Falklands, have a war over Nando’s.
Nando’s died, Argentina killed it.
There’s a string quartet loving a dog somewhere in Ipswich.
Clive Anderson died, lactating shepherdess.
Rummage in your mum’s overlord’s sock drawer.
I’m a dolphin sensitive dolphin.
Do you want to milk a rabbit?
Do you want to drink the juice of gerbils?
Je m'appelle I’m a social worker’s cunt.
All the moths in all of China fucked a goat yesterday.