Tics

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Dicks doing puppetry with yourself or bits and bobs for Dagenham? Choose.
Mos Def died, cataracts.
Don’t fuck up your vagina with a sand dune.
Let’s play Tetris with my own head.
Fuck a goldfish and send it to Mars.
And maybe you’re going to be the long-nosed ant-eating cat-dog that saves me.
Mother Teresa envelope.
Mother Teresa died in your ovaries.
Scotch egg or bonnet? Choose.
1,2,3, testing testis.