Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6677 tics found
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Penguins aren’t the saviours of the human race but they are the saviours of Wednesday.
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I’m the only priest who thinks penguins are saviours.
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I’ll book a cab, from Aladdin’s dustbin to the groin of an antelope.
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And when the door is open the cats begin to shit. And when your crayons are finished, the Life of Brian is over.
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Give a cat a blowjob.
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Shake your fist at a Gordon Ramsey lookalike for me, in your mind.
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I’m higher than an antelope in a boring ball-gown.
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Hello Aladdin, oh you’re not Aladdin you’re a ladder.
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I have a firework and a verruca.
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I have some Endorphins in my system.