Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6677 tics found
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I have a rattlesnake in my pants.
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Doris Day or parsnips? Choose
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I’m as solid as a rock in an orphan’s tits.
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The moon is laughing at your vagina.
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Did you get a drystone wall wet with excitement?
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I’m going to squash the rainbow into a palette of pea.
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It takes nine to Tango.
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Imagine an antenatal class for antelopes.
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Fucking eggs, fucking chickens, fucking eggs.
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Naughty Lord Byron under the sofa massaging himself with a pull cord from an ancient curtain.