Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6677 tics found
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Argentinean mud-wrestling tit.
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Who’s got April showers in their mind?
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Eclipse, you’re more magnificent than a dormouse with an Easter egg on it.
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I’m taking my shoes off because I’m a Christmas tree.
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Aladdin has sprained his wrist masturbating with a kettle lead and a fish.
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How many right angles am I making in my mind?
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How many elephants’ clitorises can you fit inside a mouse’s foreskin?
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Sofa, you’re not so far away that I can’t continue our abusive relationship.
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Sofa, you’re not so far away that I can’t cut your clitoris off.
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Sofa, you’re not so far away that I can’t put Marmite on your lips.