Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6677 tics found
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I gave a piece of lettuce an ASBO.
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I gave a spirited performance in my mind.
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I gave a spirited performance on Mastermind.
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I gave an armadillo a hand job.
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I gave God a dead leg.
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I got a wave of piss.
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I grow my own donkey's.
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I had a face off with an omelette in 1946.
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I hate all C's: Cunts, cabbage, cats.
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I hate dogging. It’s a caveman’s pursuit.