Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6677 tics found
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I hate God, God hates me. Mutual loathing.
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I hate Shepherd's Bush and Mother Teresa’s cunt.
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I hate you and you and you and ba, ba, ba.
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I hate you, I hate myself and I hate Christmas.
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I have 14 GCSE's in crime.
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I have 14 pink wafers in my fanny.
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I have 1400 men in my pocket.
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I have a baby otter in my pants.
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I have a back up life.
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I have a brown belt in Christmas.