Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6677 tics found
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I have a salami in my mind.
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I have a strong interest in ladybird tits.
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I have a tambourine in my chest.
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I have a thinking man's penis.
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I have an A* in botulism.
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I have an uncomfortable relationship with toads.
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I have bigoted opinions about goats and guns and garage music.
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I have several effigies of Keanu Reeves in my bathroom, ready to go.
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I have too much knowledge for Scott Mills.
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I haven't played tennis in forty-four years. I'm only three.