Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6677 tics found
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I held up a biscuit factory in Wales.
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I hold my own with gibberish. I hold my own with donkeys.
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I imprisoned my mum in donkey.
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I is the light, I is the biscuit, I is the first letter in Igloo.
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I just bit Christmas.
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I just bit Shayne Ward.
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I just called to tell you you're a breeze block.
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I kicked myself to death yesterday.
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I killed a Curly Wurly with a sausage and a cunt.
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I knitted a dog for Jesus.