Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6677 tics found
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I'm financially better off than Malcolm in the Middle.
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I'm fucking up my life with a biscuit.
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I'm full of bones.
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I'm glad you saved a life jacket from being a biscuit.
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I'm going river dancing with the Pope.
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I'm going to base myself on a statue of a mermaid.
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I'm going to call my child Fish Finger.
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I'm going to call my first child Donkey and my second child Ladle.
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I'm going to crawl up your dog's penis.
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I'm going to crawl up your mother's dog's penis.