Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6677 tics found
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I'm just going to sit and stroke a donkey until it says, 'Biscuit'.
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I'm just going to stand in the corner and bitch about a parrot.
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I'm just looking for an excuse to cum on my mum's beanie.
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I'm Just Williams tits.
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I'm like a shepherd, passing my sheep in the night.
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I'm like a ship, passing my mum in the night.
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I'm Lionel Blair phobic.
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I'm living ketchup reality and I'm a donkey.
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I'm made of Cheese. I'm almost 100% Cheese.
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I'm making biscuits out of crack cocaine and marzipan.