Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6677 tics found
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I'm going to wipe my nose with a disco ball.
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I'm Grade Eight donkey dodging.
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I'm Grade Eight sheepdog.
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I'm having a wee.
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I'm in between minds.
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I'm in the mood for donkeys and chunky teenagers.
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I'm in the mood for fucking a goat.
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I'm in the mood for sheepdogs and police dogs.
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I'm irritating God. He says, "Strike her down with a Lassie toilet."
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I'm just a poor cheese from a poor family.